Infinite Monkey Theorem! And I'm back...

The infinite monkey theorem, while technically impossible, is still amazingly cool. The general premise goes:
"Given enough time, a chimpanzee typing at random will eventually type out a copy of one of Shakespeare's plays."
Go to Wikipedia's article for more info

And yes, after a year long hiatus, I am back, having wandered in from the darkness, with the bitter cold biting at my heels.

Phone Dialers
This very morning I was awoken by a devil itself. The viril buzz evoked the most primitive sense into me... Get up, and RUN! No, it was not the alarm clock, but, the phone.
Yes, the phone. You can't tell if the person is important or unimportant until you pick up, and unfortunately, due to it's very nature, you have to race to it to get to it in time.

This, is a horrible shock to someone still half asleep (semi-somnus), as the primitive instinct in your mind says "It's going to stop if you don't do something!"
So, I jumped up and ran for it! Ran with all my might! And what did I get when I picked it up? Someone asking if I was interested in some sort of holiday! BAH! The evility of the world today!

Holiday Hell
Yes, what I say is true! I seem to hate the holidays at the moment... Maybe it's just my frame of mind, but for the whole of the holidays so far, I've only been depressed or partially elated. I haven't really gone anywhere, and that may be the problem...

No, nowhere, apart from the movies and half a handfull of other places. It is deadly boring. It reminds me of when I was much younger, or, well, even now, when every weekend is like this. I have to entertain myself. How do you think I became so good at computers? It was the only thing I could turn to... No-one takes me out, no-one can take me out... Hanging out to me is what the teenagers in the movies do, I rarely ever do it, and I mean, ever...

That's a serious problem of my life at the moment, and hey, it needs a solution, but I haven't come up with one yet.

When, over a year ago, I said:
"I also need to find a project to become dedicated too soon, or I'll go mad..."
I didn't know how true I was.
I still haven't found anything, and it's gnawing away at me.

Now, for something completely different!
Considering this one post has taken more than three days to write (considering multiple times my post has been lost, I've been too busy or simply forgot) I'm going to simply wrap this up with my old insanity... I haven't practiced in a while, so I may be a little rusty, but hey! Stick with it =)
I want to get back to the "My subconscious went into overdrive!" days, and I certainly look forward to it!

(random words site)

forbs - The name of underground resistance groups, always working on weapons. They work on weapons as they don't have numbers, the only way to win with wit. Smoke is always billowing out of the deep underground caves, and many measures have to be taken to ensure they remain secret. That becomes the job of the smoke-watchers.
rehazes - On the horizon, the eyes of a talented seamen can see a slight disturbance of the horizon, as if one is tugging at the edges of the air itself. That haze, that small disturbance, may end up saving one's life, for it is actually the emissions of a cannon, one which, as all great weapons are, is only seen, not heard.
hievoksed - They have no option in life, they always have to run. No-one understands their talents, they only know their own fear. To see into another persons emotions is almost like trespassing, but they can't help it.
crontomodused - When one distorts the natural progression of a civilisation, because they focus on one area way too much. Essentially, it is when a civilisation advances incredibly in one area, but nowhere else, creating an immensely imbalanced society. This inevitably leads to a downfall. The closest in today's world would probably be computing, exceeding the speed of innovation and creation of almost any other industry in leaps and bounds.
enherest - The people who enherest promote the idea of revolt against an inane monarchy, one which controls all for one man's (or woman's) benefit. If caught, they are commonly charged with enheresty, which is considerably worse than mere treason.
collacon - These devices are the equivalent of a Miner's Bird. The material, through the world itself, can predict the possibility of destruction. It acts much like a piece of metal and a magnet, except this piece of metal tries to run like hell. Commonly used in military vehicles, this has saved many peoples lives. A more infamous use is that of a personal pendant, worn around the neck. The only reason it is infamous is that it is considered cowardly, and to be a coward, one must lose much honour. None the less, many talented fighters have been seen with these smalls pendants embracing their necks.
trimage - Many assassins, before they go off to battle, gather the three closest mages they know to them, to perform a sacred act. This act is the blessing of the assassin's tools, blessing them not just with luck, but with justice. It is believed an assassin must have the permission of three other highly respected individuals, at least that of mages, before they may perform such a task. It is commonly believed that if even one of the the three is in partial doubt, that the attempt will end up disasterous.
ductivations - A technique used by many new-age detectives, where one tries to know as few facts as possbile about a crime, and attempt to fill in the gaps from there. This means, that if they are going down the right track, the other facts known about the crime will fit into the detective's story, therefore, meaning that the detective is correct. Some people believe these men are more like psychics than true detectives.
ressive - Ressive tactics are most commonly used in war. Ressive tactics are actions done merely to infuriate the enemy, not to any real advantage. These are often very difficult actions, requiring immense skill and effort. A good example is a midnight drop of a dozen marines into a heavily armed fortress, with their only aim to spray paint propoganda and slang on the walls of the fortress.
hurterlation (from hurterlated) - The process by which pain is transmitted up to the brain in a partial cyborg. This is quite different to that by which a normal human feels pain, as nanoprobes assist in this task. First, the body is injured, and a message is sent along nerves to eventually end up at the brain. However, along the way, nanoprobes pick up on these senses and send them by wireless to nanoprobes in the brain. In this instant, the person is struck by pain as they notice their body has been injured. Meanwhile, the other message is still being carried along the nervous system, and finally reaches the brain. Bang! The person has just received the same message of injury again, to twice the discomfort.
A similar thing happens in fighting, called hurterlation insight, where a cyborg is given the information necessary in the fight mere milleseconds before they normally would, and because of this, end up fighting almost a few milleseconds earlier. Consider it their spidey-sense.

Wow! That was fun =) Now I remember why I loved it so much, and I haven't even gotten back into stories yet! Oh the world we live in! ^_^